| Novell's rules for the chat newsgroup are here. The NCCIrregulars' rules for the chat newsgroup are: 1) Abuse Felton. 2) Ignore Mathew, if you can. It's probably impossible, though. 3) Revere the mighty Miss S. She may occasionally wink at you in her posts, but the whip is always to hand. 4) If Shaun makes a spelling or grammar error, point it out. He'll do the same for you. 5) Revere the noble duck. Or else. 6) If you try to keep "on subject" in threads, we can't be held responsible for what happens to you. 7) Abuse Felton some more. He loves insults. 8) Michael is actually exercising, so miracles are possible, but don't expect any if you break the forum rules. 9) Whatever you do, don't talk about potatoes. 10) Accept that some people are crazy, lunatic bicyclists, and just move on. 11) There are some ex-military crazies here, but they are mostly harmless; it's the biological weapons testing that did them in. 12) Did I mention - abuse Felton? |